A new deanday is dawning!

Okay, its official, I am social networked out! Between, facebook, myspace, twitter, facebook fanpage, Dean Update E-mails, Dateing with Dean, You tube and so much more I just cant seem to keep on top of it all, which I am sure you can tell since this blog gets less action than a geek on prom night!

So I'm amping up, this blog is now the main page of my webpage, I'm combining everything else so that it will all interconnect and you can follow me however you want!

I look forward to the cyber stalking.

Lots of Love

Dean

Gillard will not steal my thunder!!!!

Okay, so I haven't been blogging in quite some time, but there is a reason, I haven't had internet! But all thats changing now!

I was asked by the delightful Kaye Sera to perform a short season at Kaye Seras Bizarre, and how could I refuse her, but then the red headed Prime Minister went and decided to put an election on the weekend of my show. The opportunity was too good to refuse, and thus a new show was born!

What do you think???

Screw the water front, its all about Arnotts!

So I'm back from performing in Sydney and what a whirlwind it was but when it comes right down to it, the major differences between Melbourne and Sydney come down to one thing...the biscuits.

For those that have never seen 'To Sir with Glove ?!?' let me begin by saying....shame on you! But you would know that I start the show dreassed in leather chaps and handing out Iced Vovos, just to confuse the hell out of everyone.

But in Sydney I had no luck finding Iced Vovos, so I decided Assorted Creams would be a better way to go, I mean everyone loves a Kingston, but there was enough Variety and they come in a family pack.

So there I am, with a crowd of 130 people and all I wanted to do was offload a plate of biscuites so that I could start the show, I mean it is a fun mix of leather and cream, sweet and dark, I would be all set to soften them up and sing up a comedic storm.

But I couldnt shift the damn biscuits.

All the bears were watching their figure because they were going to Underbear after the show, and as for the rest, there were too many points, or I had a large dinner! I mean seriously, what the hell is this! In Melbourne they would have been fighting for each other for them, but in Sydney 1 biscuit could ruin your figure!! Or maybe they thought I had spiked them. At the end of the day thank god for the bears, I was able to shift the quick smart.

But never mind the nightlife, the opera house or that big bridge... at the end of the day, the true schysm comes down to Arnotts.

Just bite the bullet and take the biscuit like a real man!

Thanks Sydney, you were great, and as for the rest of you, comeing this April as a part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival ... To Sir with Glove ?!? - Don't miss it!