Screw the water front, its all about Arnotts!

So I'm back from performing in Sydney and what a whirlwind it was but when it comes right down to it, the major differences between Melbourne and Sydney come down to one thing...the biscuits.

For those that have never seen 'To Sir with Glove ?!?' let me begin by saying....shame on you! But you would know that I start the show dreassed in leather chaps and handing out Iced Vovos, just to confuse the hell out of everyone.

But in Sydney I had no luck finding Iced Vovos, so I decided Assorted Creams would be a better way to go, I mean everyone loves a Kingston, but there was enough Variety and they come in a family pack.

So there I am, with a crowd of 130 people and all I wanted to do was offload a plate of biscuites so that I could start the show, I mean it is a fun mix of leather and cream, sweet and dark, I would be all set to soften them up and sing up a comedic storm.

But I couldnt shift the damn biscuits.

All the bears were watching their figure because they were going to Underbear after the show, and as for the rest, there were too many points, or I had a large dinner! I mean seriously, what the hell is this! In Melbourne they would have been fighting for each other for them, but in Sydney 1 biscuit could ruin your figure!! Or maybe they thought I had spiked them. At the end of the day thank god for the bears, I was able to shift the quick smart.

But never mind the nightlife, the opera house or that big bridge... at the end of the day, the true schysm comes down to Arnotts.

Just bite the bullet and take the biscuit like a real man!

Thanks Sydney, you were great, and as for the rest of you, comeing this April as a part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival ... To Sir with Glove ?!? - Don't miss it!